Archive for October, 2021

Happy Halloween!

Sunday, October 31st, 2021

Today is Halloween, which means it’s time for the annual Fark Scary Story Thread!

Here are the links to threads from previous years:

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  • 2004
  • While you’re here, feel free to check out some of my other freaky/creepy/scary/silly Halloween posts.

    Halloween Horrors: Omega Mart Commercials

    Tuesday, October 26th, 2021

    Meow Wolf is a weirdo art collective underwritten by George R. R. Martin. The have an interactive art show called Omega Mart going on now in Las Vegas. Part of it is these not-quite-right supermarket commercials:

    Halloween Horrors: Guy Plays Horror Video Game At Night, Alone, In Creepy Abandoned Tunnel

    Monday, October 25th, 2021

    I’ve been watching a fair number of YouTube videos of survival horror video game play-throughs over the last few months. One reason is that there aren’t a lot of those games available for the Mac, and another is that most seem less like games than an exercise in wandering around until you trigger jump scares, and where your actions have almost no effect on the game’s outcome.

    But here’s a video of a van-life guy who decided to play a horror game alone, at night, in a creepy abandoned tunnel, which really takes things to the next level.

    The game he’s playing is Pacify, which involves burning evil dolls to lay the ghost of a possessed girl. (Note: If your business plan involves making your daughter a vessel for demonic possession, I’d advise going into another line of work.) I checked to see if this game was available through Amazon, but I bet it’s one of those direct steam sort of things. But would you believe there’s a coloring book for it?

    Shoegazer Sunday: Slowdive’s “Slomo” (Domo Slomo)

    Sunday, October 24th, 2021

    I think I posted a live version of this song, but not this album version. And as a bonus, this version features footage from the Domo Kun stop motion animated show, of meme fame.

    Halloween Horrors: Transworld 2021 Show

    Friday, October 22nd, 2021

    Here’s this year’s edition of the Halloween trade show.

    Random notes:

  • Killer clowns remain big.
  • Black light seems to be making a comeback.
  • I feel for the model that has to ride the bucking possessed bed during the show. That has to be an exhausting gig.
  • The spongy glowing green floor covered in mist looks pretty cool. With some of the jungle temple walls on display, you have a pretty good start on a Cthulhu Mythos-themed Halloween house.
  • One of the “giant monster heads jumping out of the hole” looks pretty good…until you realize that it’s not a motorized actuator, but just a guy manually pushing it in and out.
  • Library Addition: First Edition of J. G. Ballard’s Crash

    Thursday, October 21st, 2021

    Unless you count the withdrawn American edition of The Atrocity Exhibition (which is not the true first, as the Cape (which I have) precedes), the true first of J. G. Ballard’s Crash is (along with The Drowned World) among Ballard’s most expensive and difficult first editions. I’d been looking for an affordable copy of Crash for a while, and I finally found one:

    Ballard, J. G. Crash. Jonathan Cape, 1973. First edition hardback, an Ex-Library copy with all the usual flaws, including stamps to pages and page block edges, in a dust jacket that, while intact, has been glued to the book, with a long, thin library sticker across the front, spine, back and rear flap, and a large square library affixed to rear, plus some glue wrinkling; call it a Good/Good Ex-Lib copy. Goodard and Pringle, J. G. Ballard: The First Twenty Years 101. Currey, page 23. Bought off an Australian bookseller for $68 plus shipping.

    Halloween Horrors: Mega Marvin

    Saturday, October 16th, 2021

    Remember The Apprehension Engine used for creating horror movie soundtracks featured last year?

    Meet the Mega Marvin:

    It does look less ergonomically friendly for playing for long periods of time…

    Library Addition: Signed, Limited Edition of Joe R. Lansdale’s The Sky Done Ripped

    Thursday, October 14th, 2021

    I think this ends this current run of Lansdale library additions. This one came from another publisher having a 50% off sale rather than a private collector.

    Lansdale, Joe R. The Sky Done Ripped. Subterranean Press, 2019. First edition hardback, #324 of 350 signed, numbered copies, a Fine copy in a Fine dust jacket and a Fine slipcase. Third book in the Ned the Seal trilogy. This edition features a collection of sketches at the back not in the trade edition. Supplements a signed copy of the trade edition. Bought for $47.50.

    Library Addition: Joe R. Lansdale’s Tight Little Stitches In A Dead Man’s Back

    Wednesday, October 13th, 2021

    Another book for my complete Lansdale collection from that same private collector:

    Lansdale, Joe. R. Tight Little Stitches In A Dead Man’s Back. Pulphouse, 1992. First edition hardback chapbook, #70 of 100 signed, numbered copies, a Fine copy, sans dust jacket, as issued. Short story hardback issue #28. Story originally appeared in John Maclay’s Nukes anthology in 1986. This is the first separate edition. Bought from a private collector for $75 (which is considerably more than I paid for The Steel Valentine).

    I may have mentioned that I avoided the Pulphouse short story hardback line when it first came out, as I had a hard time thinking of them as real books rather than gimmicks, and didn’t expect them to hold their value. Now, after I’ve collected everything else by the author, I’ve been picking them up. Most can still be had cheap, but not this one.

    Halloween Horrors: Army Ants vs. Wasp Nest

    Tuesday, October 12th, 2021

    Lots of people don’t like wasps. And even people who have no particular animosity toward ants are not wild about seeing hordes of army ants on the move.

    Well, imagine waking up one morning and seeing a living rope of army ants attack a wasp nest on your house?

    That’s gonna give some people the heebie geebies….