Posts Tagged ‘Halloween’

A Nice, Spooky Haunted Building Story

Saturday, October 22nd, 2011

Humper Monkey’s Ghost Story has just about everything you could ask for in a haunted building story. Inexplicable occurrences, dead bodies, a Nazi past, and lots of general creepiness. Oh, and it’s theoretically true. It seems to have originally been posted on Something Awful.

Be forewarned that it’s really long; plan to set aside an hour or two if you want to read the whole thing, as it’s easily novella length.

And, if that weren’t enough, there seems to be more to the story here. It gets a bit less subtle.

I also hope Humper-Monkey gets a cut of this, and it’s not just somebody ripping him off.

Halloween Scares: The Goatman

Saturday, October 22nd, 2011

So if scary bunnies aren’t your thing, how about Goatmen?

The story, which I have not been able to confirm, is that black goat farmer Oscar Washburn and his family near Denton, Texas were killed by the Klan in August of 1938. (Some set the date even earlier, which does suggest a certain lack of historical evidence.) From there you get the usual hauntings, abandoned cars, etc.

Here’s a mercifully brief video:

Of course, the Denton, Texas Goatman is not to be confused with the Maryland Goatman, who seems to be a Satyr-like half goat/half man creature carrying an axe.

“Hey, that sounds pretty unbelievable,” you say, “but is there a cheesy reality TV video with ominous music, various clip art, some BS theorizing, and random morons walking around in a forest at night to make the story more convincing?”

Why yes. Yes there is.

Halloween Gallary: Scary Bunnies

Friday, October 21st, 2011

I know I should save this for Easter, but here are a few bunnyrific cases of nightmare fuel for the Halloween season.

First up, I think any roundup of scary bunnies would be incomplete without Donnie Darko‘ Frank:

Some classic Nightmare Fuel:

Oh, good show on this one, chaps:

(From this page on Bunny Man Bridge. (And here’s a different version of the story, evidently with some actual basis in fact.))

The homemade creation of one Carol C. of Andes, NY:

Since I’m doing this roundup, how could I possibly exclude Angry Alien’s classic The Exorcist: In 30 Seconds With Bunnies?

Finally, a classic PhotoShop that isn’t quite a bunny, but it’s in the neighborhood. A very, very scary neighborhood:

Pleasant dreams…

Cartoons for the Halloween Season: “Hittin’ The Trail For Hallelujah Land”

Friday, October 21st, 2011

With Halloween almost upon us, and ten days before the annual Fark scary story thread, I thought it would be a good time to put up some posts for the season, no matter how vaguely related. First up is “Hittin’ The Trail For Hallelujah Land,” one of the earliest Merrie Melodies (AKA Looney Tunes) ever made, and the first of the infamous “Censored Eleven” cartoons, which, due to racial insensitivity and general political incorrectness, have never been released by Warner Brothers on DVD.

“Hittin’ The Trail For Hallelujah Land” is now in the public domain. What makes it seasonal is that there’s a graveyard and skeleton dance sequence in it.

It’s Halloween. Ready for Some Scary Stories?

Sunday, October 31st, 2010

So it’s time for the one of my favorite traditions: the annual Fark Scary Stories thread. Here’s this year’s thread, and here are some of the threads from years past:

My DVD Player is POSSESSED BY SATAN!

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

I woke up around 4 AM this morning to the sound of Tracey Chapman’s “Change” playing in the next room. It turns out the DVD player turned itself on, and since that’s the song HBO uses on the ad at the beginning of Disc One of Season 3 of The Wire that was in the player, that’s what I heard.

As for why my DVD player came on, since it’s the Halloween season, I believe it’s one of the following three explanations:

  1. My DVD player is possessed by the Devil himself, AKA Lucifer, the Great Beast, the Princes of Lies, the Angel of the Abyss, Leviathan the fleeing serpent, the one and only Satan, Prince of Darkness.
  2. A poltergeist turned it on.
  3. The power went off, and the DVD player was on “soft” power off, i.e. through the remote, and not with the power button on the player itself in the off position, and when the power came on it started playing automatically. This would also explain why the clock on my microwave had been reset and the light on my garage door opener was on.

Naturally, I’m going to go with the Satan explanation due to sheer preponderance of scientific plausibility. I mean really, who else would want to wake me from a sound sleep but Satan? (And of course I have to assume he reset the microwave and garage door light as well. Why else would he be known as the Great Deceiver? Got to watch him all the time…)

Movie Review: The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Sunday, November 1st, 2009

The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari
Directed by: Robert Wiene
Written by: Hans Janowit, Carl Mayer
Starring: Werner Krauss, Conrad Veidt, Friedrich Feher, Lil Dagover

It being the spooky season, I decided to pick up The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, the classic German Expressionist horror film from the 1920s. (I’d studied German Expressionism a little bit in college, especially the work of Georg Kaiser.) It’s pretty much a must-watch for serious students of film history. For the more casual viewer, you have to ask yourself: How much are you willing to put up with a slow, creaky silent 1920s German melodrama to get to the weird stuff, and how much do you like strange sets?

Because the story of a carnival mesmerist whose casket-dwelling sideshow attraction seems to commit murders between shows just isn’t that interesting until the Usual Suspects-esque conceptual twist at the end. But those sets! Every single set it in the main story is filled with distorted lines meeting at weird angles.

Here’s a couple of examples:

If you want to spend some 70 odd minutes looking at those sets (dozens of them, all weird and twisted; if many living in CaligariWorld weren’t already mad, trying to sit on those conical chairs would certainly drive you around the bend in short order), you’ll have a grand old time. if not, there may not be enough here to hold your attention. Cinema hadn’t yet developed the language all of us in the glorious world of the 21st Century all take for granted, so they hadn’t learned to do things like jump cuts; all the scene changes are done by irising the lens shutter. Neither German Expressionism nor silent melodrama were known for their restraint, so the acting is exaggerated.

There’s nothing in here really remotely scary, but a few scenes do manage to remain unnerving all these years. And it may very well be the first “screw-with-your-head” conceptual shift ending in cinema. Something for the serious cinephile, or the Howard Waldrop fan who wants to get a little more out of “Occam’s Ducks”.

Some True Life Scares for Halloween

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

The Spider Man of Denver