Lawrence Person's Futuramen

…former CNN movie critic Paul Tatara searches for the worst pop Christmas album of all time, and says the winner is…Christina Aguilera’s “Oh Holy Night”.

“Until Aguilera’s apparently astounding soulfulness bitch-slapped me into the 21st century, I had no idea the word “night” contained 14 syllables…or that every word contains 14 syllables.”

With audio snippet good-, er badness.