Posts Tagged ‘Halloween’

Halloween Horrors: The Teaming Basement

Thursday, October 29th, 2020

Imagine that you’re a well-off Chinese businessman who lives in a posh condo in Beijing.

Now imagine that you start seeing people in your building who are decidedly un-posh, people who actually seem to be quite poor, but somehow they’re living in your building.

Seems your building has unwanted guests. Just like the spider man of Denver, or the Japanese man who found out an unwanted guest had been living in his house a year.

Only on a much bigger scale.

How much bigger?

Think 400 people.

So you remember: If you live in an apartment building or condo, and start seeing strange people, there may be more of them than you think…

Halloween Horrors: Three Bedrooms, Two Bathes And A Murder Tunnel

Sunday, October 25th, 2020

Many of the must-have homeowner amenities considered an essential feature are no longer to be found on modern homes. No longer are buildings including such once-essential features as coal cellars, lightning rods, fallout shelters or murder tunnels.

And remember: A murder tunnel is completely different than a corpse hatch.

Halloween Horrors: How Long Does A Decapitated Head Retain Awareness?

Friday, October 23rd, 2020

Any schoolboy whose studied the French revolution has wondered: How long does a human head retain awareness after decapitation?

Here’s a roundup of information on that topic.

Here, then, is what I was able to note immediately after the decapitation: the eyelids and lips of the guillotined man worked in irregularly rhythmic contractions for about five or six seconds … I waited for several seconds. The spasmodic movements ceased.The face relaxed, the lids half closed on the eyeballs, leaving only the white of the conjunctiva visible, exactly as in the dying whom we have occasion to see every day in the exercise of our profession, or as in those just dead.It was then that I called in a strong, sharp voice: ‘Languille!’ I saw the eyelids slowly lift up, without any spasmodic contractions … Next Languille’s eyes very definitely fixed themselves on mine and the pupils focused themselves … After several seconds, the eyelids closed again, slowly and evenly, and the head took on the same appearance as it had had before I called out.It was at that point that I called out again and, once more, without any spasm, slowly, the eyelids lifted and undeniably living eyes fixed themselves on mine with perhaps even more penetration than the first time. Then there was a further closing of the eyelids, but now less complete. I attempted the effect of a third call; there was no further movement and the eyes took on the glazed look which they have in the dead.

Snip.

My friend’s head came to rest face up, and (from my angle) upside-down. As I watched, his mouth opened and closed no less than two times. The facial expressions he displayed were first of shock or confusion, followed by terror or grief. I cannot exaggerate and say that he was looking all around, but he did display ocular movement in that his eyes moved from me, to his body, and back to me. He had direct eye contact with me when his eyes took on a hazy, absent expression . . . and he was dead.

“It is very possible that a head so removed may remain lucid long enough to know its fate.”

Blink once if you agree…

Halloween Horrors: Know Your Yokai

Tuesday, October 20th, 2020

Yokai is a very broad category of Japanese supernatural entity that can include demons, ghosts, monsters, and just about any other creature from folklore, from microscopic monsters than infect your spleen to dragon-sized titanic snails. Many, but not all, are malevolent, and a goodly number are extremely specific, such as Karakasa kozo, the one-eyed, umbrella-shaped yokai that likes to sneak up on people and lick them with its long tongue.

Here’s a brief guide on identifying various yokai:

There’s also a live-action film featuring 100 of them:

Other Japanese Halloween topics:

  • Japanese Hell Temple:
  • Sokushinbutsu, the self-mummifying Japanese monks.
  • Halloween Horrors: Fleischer Cartoon’s Swing You Sinners

    Tuesday, October 13th, 2020

    In this one, Bimbo is menaced by a veritable legion of phantoms in a graveyard.

    (Hat tip: Don Webb.)

    Halloween Horrors: The Apprehension Engine

    Tuesday, October 6th, 2020

    Suppose you wanted to do the soundtrack for a horror film: What would you use to score it? Synthesizer? Computer?

    Or how about commissioning a custom instrument to make eerie, unnerving sound?

    Behold The Apprehension Engine!

    The Witch is one of the films Mark Korven has scored, and I just noticed that it seems to have gotten pretty cheap as of late…

    Halloween Horrors: 2020 Transworld Animatronics Show

    Saturday, October 3rd, 2020

    Thank God the Wuhan Coronavirus hasn’t derailed America’s Halloween Animatronic industry:

    Lots of zombies, lots of clowns, lots of zombie clowns…

    Halloween Horrors: The Pedophile Living In Your Daughter’s Closet

    Friday, October 2nd, 2020

    Remember the spider man of Denver and the Japanese woman that secretly lived in a man’s cabinet for a year without him knowing?

    Well, the wackiest state in the union manages to one up that one:

    A Louisiana man has been arrested after a 15-year-old Florida girl’s parents found he had been living in their daughter’s bedroom closet for more than a month after he met the teen online two years ago and traveled to meet her for sex.

    Jonathan Rossmoine, 36, was arrested and charged with multiple sex crimes Sunday after the child’s parents learned he had been secretly living in her bedroom at their family home in Spring Hill, Hernando County.

    Rossmoine allegedly confessed to traveling from Louisiana to Florida on multiple occasions to have sex with the child, who described the 36-year-old as her boyfriend.

    Police said he then moved into the girl’s room in August, where he would hide out from her parents in the closet and emerge when they left the house.

    Even creepier: It’s not the first time this sort of thing has happened, a father found a 42-year old man hiding in his 12-year old daughter’s closet:

    See also: Jack Vance’s Bad Ronald.

    So they next time your children ask you to check their closet for monsters, remember that there are some in human form…

    Halloween Horrors: The Abominable Dr. Phibes

    Thursday, October 1st, 2020

    I just picked up The Vincent Price Collection from Shout Factory on Blu-Ray and had a chance to watch The Abominable Dr. Phibes for the first time, a movie that’s now just shy of a half a century old.

    It’s less a straight horror film that a black comedy Grand Guignol take on a Jacobean revenge drama, in which organist/inventor/theologian Phibes (Vincent Price, wearing disguises to hide his horrible disfigurement and speaking through mechanical aids) and (never explained) beautiful female assistant Vulnavia (Virginia North) venture from their elaborate Art Deco lair (complete with a raising and lowering organ for Phibes to play, along with an animatronic jazz band) to carry out a series of revenge murders based on Biblical plagues on a team of doctors lead by Dr. Vesalius (old pro Joseph Cotton), who Phibe feels botched his late wife’s surgery. Victims are dispatched by bats (who actually look quite adorable), rats, a particularly nasty mechanical frog mask, and (in the case of British comic actor legend Terry Thomas) having their blood drained.

    Police, as usual, are always one step behind the fiendishly clever Phibes.

    The film it most reminds me of is near-contemporary Suspiria, in that both are completely nutso, color-drenched horror films of hallucinatory intensity. The art direction by Bernard Reeves is so striking, and so integral to the success of the film, that it’s quite surprising he never did another full-length film.

    I actually tracked Reeves down and asked why that was:

    Thank you for your enquiry, yes I am the same Bernard Reeves that Art Directed the film Abominable Dr. Phibes.

    I did very few films in my life, basically due to the fact I was Production Designer for TV commercials and travelled abroad a lot.

    These days he’s best know for his motorsports art.

    Phibe’s lair is so vivid that it does a great job of making you forget the usual American International Pictures cheapness in the rest of the film. Another fascinating aspect is that while it’s set in 1925, the design of both Phibe’s lair and of Dr. Vesalius’ house is less straight Art Deco than a version re-imagined through the prism of mod London, with bright colors, wall mirrors and anachronistic red plexiglass panels on Phibe’s organ.

    And you can easily imagine Diana Rigg modeling some of Vulnavia’s very sexy fashions in The Avengers.

    Speaking of which, Director Robert Fuest (who directed several post-Rigg episodes of same) keeps things moving along at a steady clip, so it never drags over its 94 minutes. It’s not really scary, but it does hold your attention throughout. It’s not as good as Suspiria, manly because nothing matches the crazy intensity of latter film’s first murder, and because we root for Jessica Harper’s protagonist in a way we can’t for Price’s twisted antihero.

    Some have talked about The Abominable Dr. Phibes as an example of camp, and while aspects lend themselves to that, distance and the sheer vivid weirdness of the film has given it the feel of an intense fever dream.

    Still worth a look.

    2019 Fark Annual Scary Story Thread

    Thursday, October 31st, 2019

    Today is Halloween, which means it’s time for the annual Fark Scary Story Thread!

    Here are the links to threads from previous years:

  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • While you’re here, feel free to check out some of my other freaky/creepy/scary/silly Halloween posts.