Protip: If you’re trying to sell meat door to door out of a truck, don’t try to sell to a game warden.
Especially if you don’t have retail truck dealer’s license.
And you’re wanted in California for burglary.
And the truck you’re driving is stolen. (Scroll down to July 18 on the link.)
Know all those stories about gullible Western men swearing up and down that their Thai holiday girl is really in love with them?
Here’s the same story, but this time it’s about middle-aged women falling for the same line from Middle Eastern tour guides.
It’s strangely reassuring to find out that Eros-driven gullibility strikes both sexes…
If you’re going to conduct a drive-by shooting, roll down the window first.
It didn’t take Sherlock Holmes to crack this case…
(Hat tip: Bill Crider. )