Posts Tagged ‘trailer’

Trailer For Francis Ford Coppola’s Megalopolis

Wednesday, August 21st, 2024

The new trailer for Francis Ford Coppola’s new film Megalopolis just dropped. I’ll let you take a look at it before commenting further.

Is it just me, or does that look like pretentious crap? Sumptuous pretension crap, but pretentious crap none the less.

Nor is the Wikipedia entry any more encouraging. “The film was a longtime passion project for Coppola, who wanted to make a film drawing parallels between the fall of Rome and the future of the United States by setting the events of the Catilinarian conspiracy in modern New York. ”

Snip.

“An accident destroys a decaying metropolis called New Rome. Cesar Catilina, an idealist architect with the power to control time, aims to rebuild it as a sustainable utopia, while corrupt Mayor Franklyn Cicero remains committed to a regressive status quo.”

Yeah, I think a Roman parallel and an architect who cans stop time is a conceit too far.

Also, I’m not exactly thrilled by the “Coppola is a genius and the critics were wrong!” intro. The Godfather was hailed by almost all at the time as a classic and won Best Picture. Apocalypse Now got somewhat more mixed reviews, but was an Oscar nominee (losing to Kramer vs. Kramer), and John Simon was notorious for hating just about everything. Bram Stoker’s Dracula? I don’t think anyone looks back on that as a classic of cinema, or even vampire cinema, though opinions about that seem to have improved a bit as well. I noticed Jack and Twixt didn’t get mentioned…

Update: Evidently, some of those critics quotes are made up.

Halloween Horror: Kaiju No. 8 Trailer

Friday, October 13th, 2023

Not sure if this quite qualifies as a Halloween Horror, but it includes monsters, and it struck my fancy.

Basically, it’s an anime series focused on a guy who’s crappy job is to clean up after kaiju attacks.

It’s basically Damage Inc. meets Godzilla. Plus the teaser trailer is giving off a tiny bit of a FLCL vibe.

I don’t subscribe to Crunchy Roll (or any streaming service), but I’d seriously consider buying the DVD set when it eventually comes out.

The Eternals Trailer: Super-Meh

Wednesday, May 26th, 2021

The trailer for Marvel’s The Eternals dropped:

It’s so lackluster I have to use a meme from the competing DC universe:

There’s nothing there that grabbed me. And I’m a guy who’s seen almost all of the MCU films.

The Critical Drinker has thoughts that largely mirror my own, albeit with more drinking and profanity:

Dune Trailer Checklist

Thursday, September 10th, 2020

The trailer for Denis Villeneuve’s Dune just dropped:

Let’s do a checklist of encouraging signs that they’re going to actually follow the book:

  1. Gom Jabber: Check
  2. Litany Against Fear: Check
  3. Omnithopter: Check
  4. Holtzman shield: Check
  5. Sardauker: Check
  6. Baron Harkonnen: Check (albeit very briefly)
  7. Still-suits: Check
  8. Spice-eyes: Check
  9. Sandworm: Check

And it even a has a cover of Pink Floyd’s “Eclipse,” a nod to Jodorowsky’s planned but never-filmed version of Dune, which was to include music by Pink Floyd and Magma.

Only things missing: No Spacer Guild, and no Feyd-Rautha, which makes sense, since they’re only adapting the first half of the novel.

This one is still scheduled for December 18.

Mood: Cautious optimism.

Trailer for Christopher Nolan’s Tenet

Thursday, December 19th, 2019

Sort of like “Inception meets The Matrix, but for time travel.”

More than a bit of a Philip K. Dick vibe…

Avengers: Endgame Trailer Drops

Friday, December 7th, 2018

At least it has a name now…

Once Upon a Deadpool

Tuesday, November 20th, 2018

I was watching this and thinking “Another nice parody, Mr Reynolds!”

Then I found out it was real…

Let’s use the obvious meme:

The Honest Trailer for Predator

Saturday, September 22nd, 2018

Since the sequel/reboot/whatever is in theaters right now…

Godzilla: King of the Monsters Trailer Drops

Saturday, July 21st, 2018

Godzilla, Rodan, Mothra and King Ghidorah? (The same lineup as Ghidorah, the Three-Headed Monster, the fifth Shōwa-era Godzilla film.) I suspect things will get a little windy…

Due May 31, 2019.

MST3K Film Candidate: The Wraith

Saturday, February 3rd, 2018

How was I unaware of this film until now?

Not only is it Knightrider meets supernatural revenge fantasy, it’s so 80s it hurts.