Lawrence Person's Futuramen

So far, anyway:

The views and opinions expressed by GWAR do not reflect those of The Pentagon Channel or the Department of Defense

Well, thank God they cleared that up. I just naturally assumed that the views of a 1980s metal band in alien monster costumes did indeed reflect the opinions of the Defense Department of the United States of America, and will have to adjust my opinions on overseas base closing strategies appropriately. In light of this shocking revelation, I must also reconsider my long-held beliefs that Motley Crüe reflected the official views of the Secretary of State for events in southeast Asia, and that the pronouncements of H.R. Pufnstuf adequately reflected official Department of Energy policy on building additional nuclear power plants…

Tags: Department of Defense, GWAR, H.R. Pufnstuf

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