Every year Hollywood seems to churn out more formulaic crap we didn’t ask for, but this year the remakes and reboots seem worse than normal.
Things we actually asked for:
The Incredibles 2
The Avengers: Infinity Wars
The Untitled Deadpool Sequel (and yes, I do hope it really is called “The Untitled Deadpool Sequel“)
Things we never asked for:
A remake of Death Wish starring Bruce Willis
A remake of Heavenly Creatures set in Connecticut. Why would you do they? They got it right the first time.
A reboot of Tomb Raider
A sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet, a film nobody asked for the first time around.
A movie based on the 1980’s giant monster video game Rampage (Did Dwayne Johnson learn nothing from Doom?)
Ocean’s Eight (because Lady Ghostbusters was such an astounding financial success)
A Purge prequel. As a bonus, it also looks stupidly political…
Another HotelTransylvania sequel.
A Mama Mia sequel. Because evidently there are more ABBA songs…
Another Mission Impossible sequel.
A direct Predator sequel.
A live-action Mulan remake. I guess Disney will just keep doing this until they stop making money. Or until we get a live-action Chicken Little
A stand-alone Aquaman movie. Because Fish Boy is the DC Universe character everyone really wants to see…
And an animated remake of the live-action remake of the animated The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Stop. Just. Stop.
Tags: Deadpool, Disney, Movies, Science Fiction, superheroes, The Incredibles
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