Posts Tagged ‘Bad Movies’

The Most Obscure Films We’ve Watched at the Saturday Movie Conspiracy

Thursday, June 6th, 2024

Here are some of the most obscure films we’ve watched at the Saturday Movie Conspiracy since we started keeping The List. These are arranged in roughly chronological order of release, with Amazon links for those who want to track them down.

  1. Trick Baby: Blaxplotation film starring Kiel Martin and Mel Stewart as a pair of con men in 1970s Philadelphia. Based on an Iceberg Slim novel. Really good film that’s worth tracking down. (Note: It’s a Kino Lorber Blu-Ray, and they have periodic sales.)
  2. Cockfighter: Solid low-budget film starring Warren Oates as the titular character. Based on the Charles Wilford novel.
  3. Killdozer: Mediocre science fiction TV movie about a bulldozer possessed by a malevolent alien entity based on the much-superior Theodore Sturgeon short story of the same name. Not to be confused with the documentary Tread, which we still haven’t seen yet.
  4. Golden Needles: A pretty decent Joe Don Baker action mystery set in the U.S. and Hong Kong about a stolen golden statue with acupuncture needles that, if used in the proper sequence, give a man tremendous sexual power. Yeah, they’d never remake that today…
  5. The Barbary Coast: The TV movie pilot for a William Shatner series featuring him as a master of disguise working as the governor’s agent to clean up rough, corrupt 1870s San Francisco with a casino owner partner. Both the movie and the show are a hoot, and both available in the DVD set, now sadly out of print and pricey.
  6. Taoism Drunkard: Absolutely insane Hong Kong action film. Come for the titular drunkard riding in a giant shoe, stay for the giant penis-eating kung fu ball.
  7. The Siege of Firebase Gloria: Sort of an 80s remake of the base siege segment of The Green Berets, but not as good. Interestingly, the tactics in both those films, as well as those seen at the beginning of The Lost Command (the fall of Dien Bien Phu) are all broadly similar. A Kino Lorber Blu-Ray that slipped out of print while I wasn’t looking.
  8. Elves: Grade-Z, thrill-free horror movie starring Dan Haggerty fighting Nazi elves. Actually, there’s only one “elf” in evidence, and it’s so pathetic it makes the Hobgoblins in that MST3K staple look good by comparison. Only available in a long out-of-print VHS, so the link goes to a YouTube rip.
  9. Upstream Color: Intelligent Shane Carruth science fiction film focused on two people victimized by the same scammer using an organism that has linked them and other victims into a sort of meta-organism. Well worth watching, and his some great sound design.
  10. Chasing the Dragon: Solid Hong Kong crime drama loosely based on the real life triad boss and drug lord Crippled Ho, and partially set in Kowloon Walled City.
  11. The VelociPastor: Complete schlock that knows its schlock about a priest who turns into a velociraptor to fight bad guys. And ninjas. Look for the “[Insert VFX here]” scene…
  12. Girls of the Sun: Interesting but not great film about a Kurdish Pershmerga unit of former female captives fighting the Islamic State done on what appears to be a European TV movie budget. About 40% of the film is about the lead character’s captivity and escape, which is probably a bit much. Also has a French photojournalist that provides a coda of commentary about The Meaning of It All. Not available from Amazon for some reason, but available through through Kino Lorber (again, worth waiting for one of their sales.)

I’m excluding anything from the Criterion Collection (Haxan, Daisies), anything with a major Hollywood star, and any MST3K/Rifftrax/etc. films.

Feel free to share obscure films down in the comments.

MST3K’s 14th Season Fundraiser Going Slow

Monday, November 20th, 2023

You may have noticed that Joel Hodgson and MST3K gang are having a new kickstarter for the next season (for values of “kickstarter” that include “not on the Kickstarter platform”). There are five days left and they are only 38% of the way to the first goal of $4.8 million, which will be six features and six shorts.

The last two Kickstarters they had blew past their goals.

This one? Not so much. Despite announcing that Plan 9 from Outer Space will be among the riffed films.

Donor fatigue? The Biden Recession? Not doing enough promotion? Not enough boost from a non-Kickstarter platform? Disgruntlement over how long it took people to get their promised rewards from the last campaign?

I think it may be some combination of all the above.

Maybe the usual Turkey Day festivities will kick it into higher gear. But if they don’t, this may be the first MST3K fundraising effort to fail.

Library Additions: PS Publishing Titles

Monday, March 14th, 2022

Several PS Publishing titles that arrived in January, one via a dealer order and the others via a discounted sale.

  • Coldiron, Katherine. Midnight Movie Monographs: Plan 9 From Outer Space. PS Publishing/Electric Dreamhouse, 2021. First edition hardback, #209 of 300 copies with a signed faux movie ticket laid in (along with a “Watch Bad Movies/Make Good Art” sticker), a Fine copy in decorated boards and a Fine dust jacket. A book-length study of Ed Wood’s infamous magnum opus of the same name, widely hailed (or derided) as the worst movie ever made, as featured in the Tim Burton film Ed Wood. Bought from the publisher at the usual discount. I have copies of this available though Lame Excuse Books.
  • Di Filippo, Paul. Aeota. PS Publishing, 2019. First edition hardback, trade edition, a Fine copy in a Fine dust jacket. Supplements a signed, limited edition. Bought for £5. I have one copy of this available though Lame Excuse Books.
  • Dowling, Terry. The Complete Rynosseros (Volumes I, II and III). PS Publishing, 2020. First edition hardback, a PC copy of 300 signed, numbered sets, all Fine copies in decorated boards and Fine dust jackets and a Fine slipcase. All Dowling’s Tom Rynosseros stories. An attractive production with Nick Stathopoulos art. Volume III features Dowling discussing the origins and developments of every story. Volume I even has an introduction by Jack Vance! Bought for £60 for the set, a considerable discount from the £150 offering price.

  • Ford, Jeffrey. The Best of Jeffrey Ford. PS Publishing, 2020. First edition hardback, a Fine copy in a Fine dust jacket. 550+ page volume. Bought for £5. I have one copy of this available though Lame Excuse Books.
  • Sholly, Pete Von. The PS Book of Fantastic Fictioneers: A History of the Incredible (Volume One Ackerman to Jackson and Volume Two: James To Wood.). PS Publishing, 2019. First edition hardbacks, Fine copies in Fine (One) and Near Fine (Volume Two, due to a 1″ slit along the spine edge) dust jackets. Profusely illustrated non-fiction book set covering creators of the fantastic, from Edgar Allen Poe to Ray Bradbury to Jim Henson to Joel Hodgson. Bought for £20 for the set.
  • MST3K Kickstarter Update: Fully Funded, New Joel Episodes, Dueling Hosts, More!

    Friday, May 7th, 2021

    For those who still haven’t backed the new Mystery Science Theater 3000, they just roared past their $5.5 million goal to make 12 episodes and they still have (as of this writing) 13 hours left to go.

    I previously covered The Gizmoplex, but here are few of the more interesting tidbits about Season 13 that have been revealed since the campaign launch:

  • Grand Poobah Joel Hodgson will reprise his role as test subject Joel Robinson for two episodes.
  • In addition to Jonah Ray returning as test subject Jonah Heston (and Felicia Day and Patton Oswalt returning as the Mads), Emily Marsh (who appeared on the most recent MST3K live tour) will be appearing as test subject Emily Crenshaw. Evidently there will be separate Jonah and Emily (and Joel) episodes.
  • They’re going to do at least one 3D movie.
  • Two of the films to be riffed will be Robot Wars and Demon Squad. Since the latter came out in 2019, that has to rank as the shortest release-to-MST3K gap ever.
  • If you haven’t backed the Kickstarter yet, now would be a good time…

    Joel Hodgson Launches Another MST3K Kickstarter

    Thursday, April 8th, 2021

    MST3K creator Joel Hodgson has launched another MST3K Kickstarter to help fund the show that was dropped by Netflix after two seasons. Their minimum goal is $2 million for three more episodes (which I think they’re going to breeze past today), with stretch goals out to $5.5 million for 12 episodes (plus 12 short films).

    Plus something called “The Gizmoplex,” which he describes as “an online theater for live screenings & special events!”

    1. Live Premieres & Events: Each month for our first year, The Gizmoplex will host at least* one live event, where you can join me, our cast and writers, and some special surprise guests. Each live event will be like a night at the theater, and will have a lot of fun surprises. Our live events could include new sketches, trailers (done “MST3K style”), live Q&A panel discussions, interviews, contests… even the return of the MST3K “viewer mail” segment.

    2. The MST3K Watch Club: To make it easier to watch MST3K with your friends, The Gizmoplex will also be the official home of the MST3K Watch Club! Each month, you’ll get on-demand access to a new selection of episodes, and the ability to host your own live screenings for up to 10 people! Anyone with a Gizmoplex Pass can join for free, and if you want to invite someone who doesn’t, they can get a “Day Pass” for just $0.99!

    And, if we reach our stretch goals, the Gizmoplex Pass will get even more valuable!

    3. Gizmoplex Apps: If we raise $3.3 million, we’ll be able to develop apps that bring The Gizmoplex to mobile devices and TVs! Right now, the plan is to include apps for six of the most popular platforms: iOS, Android, AppleTV, AndroidTV, FireTV and Roku. Like Crow says: we’re gonna conquer cyberspace, man!

    Also: “I really want The Gizmoplex to feel like something new: less like another Netflix with nothing but MST, and more like a charming, off the radar, suburban cineplex that plays movies for 99 cents, long after their first run.”

    Though not stated, the ad campaign suggests they’re keeping the Season 11 and 12 cast, and Jonah Ray appears in the Kickstarter video.

    There’s also some interesting discussion of the economics behind the show and Kickstarter:

    1. Without a network supporting us, we need to fund everything ourselves. During our first Kickstarter, we estimated that, once production was up and running, we’d be able to produce new episodes for about $250K each. In the end, though, the budget for each new episode ended up being closer to $350K. For the last two seasons, we were able to cover the difference through our deal with Netflix… but this time, we’re on our own. We’ve got a lot of ways we can keep the budget lower, but, you know… it’s still going to cost something. And when you think about it, $350K for 90 minutes of television is still one of the best deals in show business.

    2. We still can’t spend everything we raise on Kickstarter to make the show.

    Campaign Fees: Between Kickstarter and the credit card processor, we pay about 8% of your pledge in fees. There’s also a fee for CrowdOx, the platform we’ll use to manage all of your surveys and rewards after the campaign ends.

    Making Rewards: We reserve about 20% of your pledge in order to design, produce, print, sort and pack all of your rewards. And that’s not even including shipping, which we’re not collecting until after our Kickstarter campaign ends!

    Dedicated Support: During our first Kickstarter, we underestimated the amount of work involved in providing customer support and creating detailed backer updates, so we had to depend on volunteers to do a lot of it. This time, we want to make sure we’re prepared, so we budgeted about 4% of each pledge for that.

    Building & Running The Gizmoplex: We really want The Gizmoplex to be great, but getting it started will take some work – and keeping it running also means we’ll have some monthly fees to cover. We also need some budget to support all of the special live events we’re planning to host. So, we’re using about 3% of your pledge for that.

    When you put it all together, we have to spend about 35% of what we raise just to cover Kickstarter expenses, and to keep all the promises we’re making to you.

    He thinks that if they do 12 episodes, per episode cost will be down to just under $300K.

    You may remember that MST3K already had the biggest Kickstarter in history up to that time. It’s since been surpassed by several smart watches and board games, among other things.

    Despite the caveat that “this might not be a good time for some people to offer financial support to a robot puppet show dedicated to cheesy movies,” I expect them to blow the doors off the totals of their last Kickstarter.

    Naturally I’ve already pledged.

    Update: Just ticked over the first goal of $2 million.

    The Bizarre Story Behind Space Mutiny

    Friday, October 9th, 2020

    A perennial Mystery Science Theater 3000 favorite, Space Mutiny is a grade Z science fiction film feature bad acting, a bad script, bad direction, ludicrous sets, thoroughly incompetent continuity, and special effects licensed from the original Battlestar Galactica TV series.

    Here the people behind The Bad Movie Bible (which I may need to pick up) take a look at the story behind the film:

    I didn’t realize that ostensible director David Winters was also the choreographer for The Star Wars Holiday Special. While that’s an awful lot of evil to pack into one career, any teenage boy whose parents had The Movie Channel in the 1980s are certainly willing to forgive a lot of sins for producing late night “classic” Young Lady Chatterly. (In the “non-evil” department, he was also a Jet in West Side Story.)

    The MST3K episode of Space Mutiny is available as part of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Vol. 4. BLAST HARDCHEESE says you should pick up a copy…

    Interviews with Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy on MST3K

    Thursday, March 12th, 2020

    I came across these interviews of Mike Nelson and Kevin Murphy from Mystery Science Theater 3000. These were evidently an extra on Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders from Volume 5 of the Rhino boxed sets (and presumably on the Shout! Factory reissue). Talks about the early days of the show and some of the films too awful for them to riff.

    Sad Thanksgiving News: No MST3K Season 13 on Netflix

    Thursday, November 28th, 2019

    I Haz a Sad:

    Things have been far too quiet on the MST3K front lately. It has been over a year since Mystery Science Theater 3000 season 12 hit Netflix, and since then, we’ve heard nary a peep about production on new episodes. Sure, series creator Joel Hodgson has been busy with the live tour and various other efforts, but you would think that after a year, and with Thanksgiving looming (an all important date on the MST3K calendar) Netflix would get the ball rolling again. You would be wrong. It’s time to find another home for the Satellite of Love.

    Hodgson sends out regular email updates to an MST3K mailing list, and today’s email blast brought the news fans have dreaded. Mystery Science Theater 3000 season 13 isn’t happening. At least not on Netflix.

    “As some of you might have guessed, we won’t be making new seasons of the show for Netflix,” Hodgson wrote. “However, I want you to know that we’ve had a wonderful time working with the Netflix team, and will always be grateful to them. After all, they gave us the opportunity to spend the past few years aboard the Satellite of Love, and made it possible for new generations to discover the joys of riffing cheesy movies with your friends.”

    This is sad news, but not unexpected, since rumors had been flying that another deal was not forthcoming from Netflix for months.

    Hopefully they’ll be able to land on their feet and find another channel or service willing to continue the show. (Disney? It’s pretty family friendly and relatively inoffensive…)

    Library Additions: Two Signed Books

    Tuesday, December 11th, 2018

    The only thing these two have in common as that I bought them 50% off the listed price at Half Price Books during their coupon sale.

  • Campbell, Bruce. If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B-Movie Actor. St. Martin’s Press, 2001. First edition hardback, a Fine copy in a Fine dust jacket. Inscribed by Campbell: “Hey Audio Adam/Stay Groovy!/Bruce Campbell.” Autobiography of the Evil Dead star. Bought for $9 from Half Price Books, discounted from $18.

  • Haldeman, Joe. Vietnam and Other Alien Worlds. NESFA Press, 1993. First edition hardback, #18 of 175 signed and numbered (and 8 lettered) copies, a Fine copy in a Fine dust jacket and slipcase. Supplements a trade copy. Bought for $25 from Half Price Books, discounted from $50.
  • Netflix Reveals MST3K Turkey Day “Gauntlet”

    Monday, November 12th, 2018

    The cat is now officially out of the bag:

  • Mac and Me
  • Atlantic Rim
  • Lords of the Deep
  • The Day Time Ended
  • Killer Fish
  • ATOR The Fighting Eagle
  • Quick thoughts:

    1. Going to be an awfully wet season.
    2. Since the Joel era already did Cave Dwellers, does that make ATOR the first movie they’re riffed twice? Edited to add: People on Facebook are telling me that Cave Dwellers is actually the second Ator movie, not the first.
    3. Jonah should go on Conan, promise to show a clip from them riffing Atlantic Rim…and then it be a clip of them riffing the wheelchair falling scene from Mac and Me…